The holiday 戀愛沒有假期-經典對白
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive
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Amanda: You know Graham, I just broke up with someone and considering you just showed up and you're insanely good-looking and probably won't remember me anyway... I'm thinking we should have sex... If you want.
Graham: Is that a trick question?
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Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!
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Iris: Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that she's not for you.
Miles: Exactly, and on top of that there's the old standby, I can't believe a girl like that would actually be with a guy like me.
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Amanda: Who cut out all of those beautiful stars?
Sophie: We did.
Olivia: The three musketeers.
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Sophie: Daddy, she has more marshmallows than I do.
Graham: No she doesn't, you each have five.
[to Amanda]
Graham: You have five too.
Amanda: Thanks
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Iris: Lowpoint!
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Miles: Well, hello big dollop!
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Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
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Iris: You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!
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Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life.
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Miles: [to Iris] You're incredible! You're a prodigy! A doodle prodigy!
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Graham: I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to"?
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Iris: I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said, "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought.
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Iris: I've found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said "love is blind". Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space! Yes, you are looking at one such individual. And I have willingly loved that man for over three miserable years! The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmas', the worst Birthday's, New Years Eve's brought in by tears and valium. These years that I have been in love have been the darkest days of my life. All because I've been cursed by being in love with a man who does not and will not love me back. Oh god, just the sight of him! Heart pounding! Throat thickening! Absolutely can't swallow! All the usual symptoms.
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Miles: Don't blow away.
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Iris: I don't know the exact quote, but can you please include the entire opening lines of the movie spoken by Iris?
Iris: A small portion of it is quoted on the page, but not the entire opening statement.
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Amanda: I need some peace and quiet... or whatever it is people go away for.
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Graham: I have the classic male problem of no follow through. Absolutely never remember to call after a date - but as this wasn't a date, I guess I'm off the hook.
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Miles: The wind... it's what makes it so warm this time of year. Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen.
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Arthur Abbott: Iris, in the movies, we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason, you're behaving like the best friend.
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Graham: Long distance relationships can work, you know.
Amanda: Really? I can't make one work when I live in the same house with someone.
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Arthur Abbott: Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute.'
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Graham: I have a cow, and I sew. Now how's that for hard to relate to.
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Amanda: I'm leaving in nine days and that makes this complicated.
Graham: Ok
[they then passionately kiss]
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Iris: It doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. and how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. and you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little peices of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.
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Olivia: Mr. NAPKINHEAD!
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Amanda: Are you D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D?
Graham: No W-I-D-O-W-E-R.
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Hannah: My god, I've just noticed how pathetic you are.
Iris: Really? I'm *so* aware of it.
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Amanda: Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it because the not having it makes it complicated
單身必知
電影裡通常都有女主角和知己
我看得出來妳是女主角
但是妳卻甘願只是知己
你說的對
每個人都應該當自己人生的主角
單戀的自省
愛錯人篇
為什麼我老是愛錯人
我剛好知道答案
因為你希望是自己弄錯了
她對你壞，你故意忽視
她對你好，你就完全的死心塌地
完全沒想到其實她是不適合你
一點也沒錯
加上那句老話
她這種美女怎會喜歡我這種醜男
受傷篇
我想說的是
我了解那種渺小又微不足道的感受
就算遍體鱗傷也要故作堅強
不管換了幾個新髮型或是去健身
或是和姊妹淘喝白酒
日日夜夜都仍在回想著每個細節
納悶自己到底哪裡錯了
最後自問怎麼會把短暫的歡愉
錯當成永久的快樂
有時會說服自己
他會想清楚回來的
覺醒篇
經歷過這一切後
到頭來, 人會重新開始
再遇到值得付出的人
然後一點一點地重拾自信
而那些模糊的回憶
那麼多年浪費掉的人生
終究還是會消逝
把妹必勝台詞
我愛上妳了
很抱歉說的這麼直接
即使實際的問題很難解決
我還是愛上妳了
不是因為妳即將要離開
也不是因為在妳的離開
讓這一切感覺特別美好
我也說不出個所以然來
我只知道我愛妳
我不敢相信我一直這麼說
從不奢望能再有這樣的感覺
但是我終於知道我要什麼
這就是一個奇蹟
我要的就是妳
如果太平淡
或是跟妳的禮服不搭就不用戴
我喜歡平淡
我嚮往平淡的生活
這句話說得很好
甩人必學台詞
我們就像方與圓完全不適合
嘿咻必學台詞
你能不能你介不介意
再親一次？
很糟嗎？
有點怪
親一個完全陌生的人
真的嗎？我常常幹這種事
讓我試試看
也許我該閉上眼睛
我才剛經歷了感情危機
現在又在陌生人的家
連這是哪都還搞不清楚
眼前又出現你這個帥到不行的男人
而且醉到大概不會記得我
我想
我想我們應該嘿咻
如果你要的話
這是腦筋急轉彎嗎？
我是認真的
也許這不重要，
但我從沒說過這種話
想到以後也許不可能再相遇
還挺讓人興奮的!
